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Grave Humour

Mon Dec 28, 2009, 8:26 PM
My parents have those books filled with funny trivia >in the bathroom?<.

I found something cool in it.

Gravestone Engravings that are funny!

>>Speaking of which my great great.... grandfather's grave said, "I told you I was sick!"<<

I'm going to list my top faves!


3. In the memory of Beza Wood
....
Here lies one Wood
Enclosed in wood
One Wood
Within another.
The outer wood
Is very good:
We cannot praise
The other.

2. Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife
And the Devil sent him Anna.

1.Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
>>to which someone added on<<
To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.


Humour is the same anywhere you put it, right?

*Reminder: Even if the engravings are funny, please respect the dead.*


Last Words...

I think I finally got over my cold.

Passed my finals with flying colors (only one B in Math. A high B though!)

My mannga is getting better!

My writing has gotten worse I think.

And...
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! (belated)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Bigger Scars Make Better Stories> Search The Ci
  • Reading: Incantation
  • Watching: The Last Christmas Specials
  • Playing: Sims 2 (failing at it)
  • Eating: Filet
  • Drinking: Water

Journal History

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: USA
  • Interests: Philosophy, Pyschology, Anthropology, Supernatural Studies, Fencing, Art, Writing, Manga, Japanese
  • Favourite band or musician: Mucc
  • Favourite genre of music: International, JPop, and Goth
  • Favourite poet or writer: Myself? (is conceited)
  • Favourite style of art: Manga, Photography, Painted Landscapes
  • MP3 player of choice: IPod Nano
  • Personal Quote: Apathy is a way of life, but also my way.
  • Tools of the Trade: PC and pecils and blue pen!!

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:iconmerveilgun:
thanks for the fav=)
:iconnow-less:
You're welcome!

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~Now-less

A Demon's Bloom(ADB)/Bloom:

Kachi's first story ended with his mother's death, but his new story began with a deal...

Check out the Prologue at [link]
:iconsirenightengale:
Thanks so much for the favorite!! :)

--
1 Corinthians 1:25
"For the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man's strength."
:iconnow-less:
You're very welcome!

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~Now-less

A Demon's Bloom(ADB)/Bloom:

Kachi's first story ended with his mother's death, but his new story began with a deal...

Check out the Prologue at [link]
:iconmacdoodle:
Thanks for the fave :)

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